Earn. Redeem. Repeat.

XP is your key to rewards. Earn it for every dollar spent, review written, referral made, and more. Earn XP, unlock perks, and level up.

Ways to earn

Earn XP for every action and turn it into epic rewards.
5 XP Leave a review
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15 XP Leave a review with photos
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1 XP for every $1 spent Place an order
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50 XP Sign up
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80 XP Birthday reward
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10 XP Subscribe to newsletter
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20 XP Follow on Instagram
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Referrals

Give your friends a reward and claim your own when they make a purchase
$3 off coupon You get
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$3 off coupon They get
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Ways to redeem

Earn XP for every action and turn it into epic rewards.
$1 off coupon 100 XP
Earn. Redeem. Repeat.
$6 off coupon 500 XP
Earn. Redeem. Repeat.
$15 off coupon 1,000 XP
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$20 off coupon 1,500 XP
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Get XP for Literally Anything

Account Creation

Sign up, get XP, pretend you worked for it. We’re throwing rewards for having basic humor skills.

Birthdays

Congrats! You survived another year. So did the IRS. Enjoy some bonus XP, we take less than they do.

Purchases

Every purchase stacks XP. Unlike your ex, we stick around after taking your money, no fake apologies at 3 AM.

Discounts

Money can’t buy happiness, but XP can get you discounts. And discounts bring happiness. Do the maths.

Free Products

Stack XP long enough and get items for free. And if anyone asks, just say it fell off a truck.

Referrals

Earn XP for every friend you bring in. If they catch on, just say, 'I’d never sell you out… for less than this.'

Free Shipping

Technically, shipping isn’t free, someone’s losing money. Luckily, not you. Earn enough XP, and we’ll call it even.

Follow on Instagram

We crave attention, you crave XP. Follow us, and let’s pretend this is about community, not bribery.