Sign up, get XP, pretend you worked for it. We’re throwing rewards for having basic humor skills.
Congrats! You survived another year. So did the IRS. Enjoy some bonus XP, we take less than they do.
Every purchase stacks XP. Unlike your ex, we stick around after taking your money, no fake apologies at 3 AM.
Money can’t buy happiness, but XP can get you discounts. And discounts bring happiness. Do the maths.
Stack XP long enough and get items for free. And if anyone asks, just say it fell off a truck.
Earn XP for every friend you bring in. If they catch on, just say, 'I’d never sell you out… for less than this.'
Technically, shipping isn’t free, someone’s losing money. Luckily, not you. Earn enough XP, and we’ll call it even.
We crave attention, you crave XP. Follow us, and let’s pretend this is about community, not bribery.